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It’s so weird when you type out your password in a non-password space so it’s not in asterisks. 

its like shit dude youre not even a word

Saying “do I smell popcorn?” after you fart so everyone takes a good sniff

Girls on their periods always ovary act

I’ll let you jingle my bells

I’ll show you a white Christmas

I’ll let it snow all over your face

Will you be my Ho Ho Ho?

All I want for Christmas is your butthole

Jingle-bell, Jingle-bell, Jingle bell  ROCK HARD PENIS

Rudolph the red nose reindeer, had a very shiny nose. I’ll give you $20 to touch my wang