Reveal Your Nose

i will accept that and move on.

sorry? no, my knees fine, but if by any chance i do get hurt, the city’s got my medical fees covered. Yes, being a guard is fucking awesome.

hm, wow. so abstract.

pedobear = shakesbear

now thats what i call talkin dirty

why.

sleazy panda is smooooth

pickledpretzel:

Dont touch my fucking cent

why dont you shut your whore mouth, you fuck, nobody touches my fucking money. 

arianafigueroa:

:-0

this amuses me way more than it should

(Source: itsdraculita)