my brother just walked in here with a bunch of pancakes and was like ‘wow this is a whole lot of pancakes’ and then he closed his eyes and whispered to himself ‘but i am a whole lot of man’
(via laughcentre)
Reveal Your Nose
When in doubt, sniff it.
htc one confirmed for being edible
also a rocketship and a dinosaur
also SUPER racist??? htc taking a risk here!!!
(via laughcentre)
emotional shit right there
(Source: sharonosbourne, via laughcentre)
a great man once said
“it’s ok having a small penis”
*sweats nervously*
(via pickledpretzel)
romeo romeo
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
romeo romeo
why the fuck is you romeo
(Source: shavingryansprivates, via laughcentre)
preach it
(Source: bluedogeyes, via pickledpretzel)
puns are like the comic sans of jokes
my favourite picture on tumblr ever
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF 22 AND I SAID “TOOTY TWO” OUT LOUD AT 4AM OH GOD
THREETY THREE THOUG H
FORTY FOUR TH-
wait
(via pickledpretzel)
